I am 92% mentally ill. But that might be 100%.

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[?] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (I think I might have, but I don't remember properly. H)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[?] You have run into a tree/bush. (I think I might have, but I don't remember properly. H)
[x] you have been called a blonde.

TOTAL SO FAR: 4 (and two maybes)

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL SO FAR: 9 (and two maybes)

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12 (and two maybes)

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL SO FAR: 15 (and two maybes)

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 19 (and two maybes)

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[x]You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x]you plan to use a calculator to multiply your score

TOTAL: 23 (and two maybes)

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am___% Mentally ill.
Then tag 10 people to take this quiz after you. (Na-uh, not doing this. H)

(I think it's silly that the total for this test comes to 144% though. H)