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Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 12:24 pm
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The Sad Life of a Dick
It ain't easy being a dick. I got a head I can't think with. An eye I can't see out of. I have to hang with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbour is a real asshole, my best friend is a pussy, and every time I get excited I throw up. And worst of all, my owner beats me!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! So. Good.
The Sad Life of a Dick
It ain't easy being a dick. I got a head I can't think with. An eye I can't see out of. I have to hang with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbour is a real asshole, my best friend is a pussy, and every time I get excited I throw up. And worst of all, my owner beats me!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! So. Good.
